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[newb]

http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/

It's funnier if you've eaten soap yourself.

I think it wouldn't be as funny if I hadn't have eaten soap before. I know how much it sucks, so I can laugh at this guy even more. But I only ate bar soap, not that hand wash crap. I felt kind of sorry for him for that one. But I had a similar experience, so I laughed anyways.

Yeah, I had to eat soap before. It was a punishment, because I cussed. ho dang

[Squee]

This made me smile. XD

[newb]

Also, i'm curious, have any of you eaten soap?

Accidentally, forced, or on purpose. Or some other situation that probably doesn't belong here.

[Thunderja]

Lmfao, this was ever so well written, I feel sorry for his kid tho...

[Cule]

[Flux]

Also, i'm curious, have any of you eaten soap?

Accidentally, forced, or on purpose. Or some other situation that probably doesn't belong here.

Back when I was a kid at my friend's house, his mom (christian fundamentalist) heard him let out a hard swear word and made him practically fellate a bar of soap until his tongue started bleeding. For serious, bleeding.

I think that's one of the factors of my childhood that led me to swear like a sailor today.

[Darklin]

Mommy used to make me suck on Lever 2000 bar everytime i did something wrong or let out a swear word, she finally gave up when i was 8

Oh, and if you keep reading past the soap article, you will see he also ate Nads Hair Wax, very yummy

Edited by Darklin, 20 June 2004 - 04:27 PM.

[Jester]

I used to sleepwalk... i ate it in my sleep.. woke up with a soapy taste in my mouth.. not nice.

[alone]

Never tried it.. But will make sure I do try in the near future..

[Penguin]

I ate some on purpose one time... for no real reason though.

*cue twilight zone music*

[Angelus]

I remember our teacher washed out our mouths when i was 8 or 9, not eat it tho...you people's paretns are messed up. Might as well eat poison...

[Vodka]

I've never had to eat soap as a child. I've been threatened by it.. but, it never happened.

Not too long ago I was over at a friends house.. and her daughter ended up doing something bad. She warned her about her attitude ... and she kept on. She made her daughter go get the soap and squirted dishwashing soap into her mouth. She had this weird looking face.. as soon as the soap kicked in.. she started crying.. was blowing bubbles, lol. (For it to sound more interesting, it's one of those... you have to be there for it... stories) I felt so bad watching that child.. be tormented like that. Yet, it still didn't teach her a lesson.

[Angelus]

How can you do such a thing to your own child, only safe place for a kid is their parents. I remember when i was being mad and said or did stuff, then my mom or dad would get pissed and i would be running upstairs either in teh bathroom and close the door or in my bed. And they would follow me ofcourse and kicking my ass. They have obviously no idea what it does to a child, i didnt even recognize my parents anymore, its like my memory of that was about other people...

Shoot me if i ever get physical with someone without being hit first...

[Darklin]

There isnt a rule book that comes with being a parent, but sucking on soap was better than getting them damn tree switches or the belt. But then again i was a horrible horrible child, setting small things on fire, sitting on smaller kids, being chased around the skool by teachers, egging things, etc.

[Deval]

Man you kids are pathetic wusses these days. I got belted more times than I can count and ate more soap than I did peas. I shudder to think how I'd turn out if I hadn't. Pain association is the key to learning, like hitting a dog. If your dog takes a leak on the carpet, you smack it. The dog eventually learns: Pee + Carpet = Smack. So it stops.

Pain consequence assosciation is the most effective way to teach spoilt, ignorant children, like most of the Nightmist community, how to behave and respect their elders.

[Squee]

*sets Deval on fire*

How many times do I have to tell you? Watch your grammar. A comma does not have to come before the word "and". >=(

[Deval]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

*whistle*

[Penguin]

I think that's one of the factors of my childhood that led me to swear like a sailor today.

sailor? I believe you mean "ocean vessle attendant".

[Vodka]

My folks claim they were disciplined worse back in their times than we were. My mom said she'd get hit with a fiber glass stick. She also said that her parents would tell her and her siblings to go pick a branch off the tree... just so they can get whacked with it. I was never hit with any of those... but, I don't think there is an item out there that wasn't used on me (wired/plastic hangers, shoes, etc..). I definitely wouldn't treat my kids that way... it's more of abuse than.. trying to teach us a lesson. :|

[Flux]

If I ever have a kid I'm just going to dement his or her mind using Pavlovian techniques (or just random bullnuts) for the hell of it.

For example: buy my child a stuffed animal, and then two days add another one to the room. Two days later, add two more, then four more, eight more, etc. When kid comes to me just tell him/her "they must be spawning" and then take them all out in the back and burn them.

Or: Foster an irrational fear of wallets in my child. Everytime he/she does something wrong, I will beat my child senseless with my wallet. I will buy a jar of cow's blood and leave bloody wallets at the foot of my kid's bed on his or her birthday.

[Penguin]

That is the wierdest thing I've ever read in my entire life. Period.

[Darklin]

Mommy used to make me walk down the the lake and pick off a switch from one of the trees. Its the point that when you make the kid do that, its even more scary than the spanking cause they dont really know wots coming. And the reason our parents got it worse is a good and bad thing, look at how well behaved the little brats were bak then, and look at them now

Edit: Another odd form of punishment they used to give me was making me suck on soap while watching a horror movie do to the fact they knew those movies scared the bejeebus out of me x.x

Edited by Darklin, 22 June 2004 - 03:24 PM.

[newb]

That is the wierdest thing I've ever read in my entire life. Period.

You don't get out much do you?

[Jimmyjobobbado]

If you read all of it... It's funnier...

[Xlithan]

Mommy used to make me suck on Lever 2000 bar everytime i did something wrong or let out a swear word, she finally gave up when i was 8

Oh, and if you keep reading past the soap article, you will see he also ate Nads Hair Wax, very yummy

it's beginning to annoy me that in every one of your posts you're trying to make out that you're a bad ass, when really you're just a stubbon little girl.

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I've put soap on my tongue, and that's as far as i went, coz it's just iccy.

[Xlithan]

If I ever have a kid I'm just going to dement his or her mind using Pavlovian techniques (or just random bullnuts) for the hell of it.

For example: buy my child a stuffed animal, and then two days add another one to the room. Two days later, add two more, then four more, eight more, etc. When kid comes to me just tell him/her "they must be spawning" and then take them all out in the back and burn them.

Or: Foster an irrational fear of wallets in my child. Everytime he/she does something wrong, I will beat my child senseless with my wallet. I will buy a jar of cow's blood and leave bloody wallets at the foot of my kid's bed on his or her birthday.

ROFL!

[Darklin]

it's beginning to annoy me that in every one of your posts you're trying to make out that you're a bad ass, when really you're just a stubbon little girl.

Stfu i do not

[Gaddy]

Newb, you need to teach me how to search the internet for random retarded stuff that I find funny.

I'm headed to the shower RIGHT NOW!