Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo momma likes Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
Yo momma likes Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
Yo Mama Ugly Jokes
Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest; they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly; she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma's so ugly; they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo momma's so ugly; they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma's so ugly; they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle; they put it around her neck
Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank; they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma's so ugly; her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma's so ugly; they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo momma's so ugly; when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for a quote!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma's so ugly; on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma's so ugly; I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma's so ugly; I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma's so ugly; I wouldn't moose her with a stolen turnip.
Yo momma's so ugly; I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with.
Yo momma's so ugly, Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo momma's so ugly; a fly wouldn't sit on her.
Yo momma's so ugly, even rice krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma's so ugly; her dentist treats her by mail!
Yo momma's so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.
Yo momma's so ugly; her face is closed on weekends!
Yo momma's so ugly; her face is like a melted willy.
Yo momma's so ugly, her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma's so ugly, her nickname is Damn!
Yo momma's so ugly, her vibrator turned limp!
Yo momma's so ugly, if she joined an ugly contest they'd say sorry no.
Yo momma's so ugly, if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo momma's so ugly, it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
Yo momma's so ugly, not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!
Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma's so ugly; she can turn Madusa to stone.
Yo momma's so ugly, she could curdle urine.
Yo momma's so ugly; she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.
Yo momma's so ugly; she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
Yo momma's so ugly; she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
Yo momma's so ugly; she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
Yo momma's so ugly; she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo momma's so ugly; she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo momma's so ugly; she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo momma's so ugly; she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
Yo momma's so ugly, she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
Yo momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma's so ugly; she has to sneak up on a cup of water!
Yo momma's so ugly; she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo momma's so ugly; she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo momma's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.Yo momma's so ugly, she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma's so ugly; she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.
Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
Yo momma's so ugly; she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!
Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
Yo momma's so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma's so ugly, she make my ass pucker.
Yo momma's so ugly, she make onions cry.
Yo momma's so ugly; she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
Yo momma's so ugly; she puts on her makeup in the dark!
Yo momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma's so ugly, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly, she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
Yo momma's so ugly; she won't even play with herself!
Yo momma's so ugly; she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.
Yo momma's so ugly; she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo momma's so ugly; she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo momma's so ugly; she's the cover girl for iodine.
Yo momma's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
Yo momma's so ugly; the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma's so ugly; the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo momma's so ugly, the tide won't even take her out.
Yo momma's so ugly; they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo momma's so ugly; they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Yo momma's so ugly; they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma's so ugly; they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma's so ugly; they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo momma's so ugly; they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Yo momma's so ugly; they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank!
Yo momma's so ugly; they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
Yo momma's so ugly, when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.
Yo momma's so ugly, when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!
Yo momma's so ugly, when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo momma's so ugly; when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!
Yo momma's so ugly; when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn the cameras off!
Yo momma's so ugly; when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the windows in her incubator were tinted.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!
Yo momma's so ugly; when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.
Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.
Yo momma's so ugly, you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
Yo momma's so ugly, zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the pregnant dog back!
So Stupid Jokes
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo momma's so stupid; she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo momma's so stupid; she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo momma's so stupid; she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she missed the 44 bus; she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma's so stupid; she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Yo momma's so stupid; she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo momma's so stupid; she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma's so stupid; she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid; she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17" sign; she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma's so stupid; she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
Yo momma's so stupid; she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo momma's so stupid; she asked you what the number for 911 was.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dog’s holiday album.
Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo momma's so stupid; I saw her standing on an empty bus.
Yo momma's so stupid; her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
Yo momma's so stupid, her brain cells die alone.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a half hour to make minute rice.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store.
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo momma's so stupid; she asked you what is the number for 911.
Yo momma's so stupid; she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma's so stupid; she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma's so stupid; she called a 7-11 to ask when they closed!
Yo momma's so stupid; she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
Yo momma's so stupid; she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo momma's so stupid; she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so stupid; she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gets lost in thought.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
Yo momma's so stupid; she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in Food Mart and half starved.
Yo momma's so stupid; she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo momma's so stupid; she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Yo momma's so stupid; she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma's so stupid; she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma's so stupid; she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!
Yo momma's so stupid; she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.
Yo momma's so stupid; she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did!
Yo momma's so stupid; she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo momma's so stupid; she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma's so stupid; she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma's so stupid, she stole free bread.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet!
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought Lionel Riche was a kid with trains.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought O.J. Simpson some kind of fruit juice.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought Taco Bell was where to pay a phone bill.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought a hot meal is stolen food.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought a quarterback was change.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought manual labor was a Mexican!
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought she needed a token to get on soul Train.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought socialism means partying!
Yo momma's so stupid; she thought softball was a venereal disease!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a job cutting grass offshore.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma's so stupid; she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma's so stupid; she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo momma's so stupid; she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma's so stupid; she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma's so stupid; she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
Yo momma's so stupid; she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so stupid; she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma's so stupid; she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so stupid; she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
Yo momma's so stupid; she went swimming to a car pool.
Yo momma's so stupid; she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
Yo momma's so stupid; she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves.
Yo momma's so stupid; she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma's so stupid; she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said Wet Floor she did!
So Fat
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma's so fat; when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies “yes please"
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed; they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo momma's so fat; she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it; people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma's so fat; she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo momma's so fat, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo momma's so fat; I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo momma's so fat; she's 36-24-36... But that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo momma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away; they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo momma's so fat; when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo momma's so fat; she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo momma's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo momma's so fat; her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo momma's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
Yo momma's so fat; I had to walk around her and got lost.
Yo momma's so fat, I took her to a dance and the band skipped.
Yo momma's so fat, I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma's so fat, McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo momma's so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!
Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo momma's so fat; at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma's so fat; every time she walks in high heels she strikes oil!
Yo momma's so fat; her big toe got stuck in the catflap.
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
Yo momma's so fat; her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo momma's so fat, her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milk duds.
Yo momma's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper.
Yo momma's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo momma's so fat, her legs is like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Yo momma's so fat; her picture fell off the wall!
Yo momma's so fat; her tits are in two different time zones.
Yo momma's so fat; her toes bleed when she walks!
Yo momma's so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds she'd get group insurance.
Yo momma's so fat, if she'd died you'd have to take her out in two trips.
Yo momma's so fat, it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back.
Yo momma's so fat; it takes a forklift to help her stand up.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass!
Yo momma's so fat, light gets stuck near her.
Yo momma's so fat, mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo momma's so fat; people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma's so fat; people use her dandruff as quilts.
Yo momma's so fat, sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma's so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma's so fat; she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Yo momma's so fat; she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
Yo momma's so fat; she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma's so fat, she don't have cellulite she's got cellu-heavy!
Yo momma's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma's so fat; she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma's so fat; she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma's so fat; she gets stuck in her dreams!
Yo momma's so fat; she got a run in her blue jeans.
Yo momma's so fat; she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
Yo momma's so fat; she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?
Yo momma's so fat; she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma's so fat; she had a run in her jeans!
Yo momma's so fat; she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo momma's so fat; she had stretch marks when she was a virgin.
Yo momma's so fat; she had to get out of bed to roll over.
Yo momma's so fat; she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma's so fat; she has a part-time job as a trampoline!
Yo momma's so fat; she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo momma's so fat; she has her own area code!
Yo momma's so fat; she has her own brand of jeans: FA - AatAss Jeans.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravity.
Yo momma's so fat; she has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck.
Yo momma's so fat; she has shocks on her toilet seat.
Yo momma's so fat; she has to buy two airline tickets!
Yo momma's so fat; she has to go outside to put on deodorant.
Yo momma's so fat; she has to go outside to sit around the house.
Yo momma's so fat; she has to lay down to tie her shoe.
Yo momma's so fat; she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo momma's so fat; she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo momma's so fat, she influences the tides.
Yo momma's so fat; she irons her clothes in the driveway!
Yo momma's so fat; she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo momma's so fat; she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma's so fat; she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma's so fat; she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma's so fat; she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo momma's so fat; she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma's so fat; she stepped on a rainbow and made skid marks!
Yo momma's so fat, she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please.
Yo momma's so fat; she takes baths in swimming pools.
Yo momma's so fat; she thinks Church’s Chicken’s a holy place.
Yo momma's so fat; she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo momma's so fat; she thought gravy was a beverage.
Yo momma's so fat; she uses a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma's so fat; she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo momma's so fat; she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo momma's so fat; she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma's so fat; she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo momma's so fat; she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma's so fat, she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo momma's so fat; she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma's so fat; she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo momma's so fat; she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo momma's so fat; she went to the beach and sold shade!
Yo momma's so fat; she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo momma's so fat; she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.
Yo momma's so fat; she won Miss Bessie the Cow @YEAR@.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own post code.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo momma's so fat; she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma's so fat; she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma's so fat; she's works in the movies -- as the screen.
Yo momma's so fat; the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo momma's so fat, the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
Yo momma's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn.
Yo momma's so fat; they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra Slim Fast.
Yo momma's so fat; they mistake her for a country.
Yo momma's so fat, to her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo momma's so fat; to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle.
Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.
Yo momma's so fat, when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she goes straight down to hell.
Yo momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma's so fat, when she falls it measures on the Richter scale!
Yo momma's so fat; when she fell in love she broke it!
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to parties people scream Kool-Aid!
Yo momma's so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions!
Yo momma's so fat, when she has to haul ass it takes two trips!
Yo momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.
Yo momma's so fat, when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over!
Yo momma's so fat; when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats!
Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around it’s her birthday.
Yo momma's so fat; when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party.
Yo momma's so fat; when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.
Yo momma's so fat; when she walks she leaves snail tracks....
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red all the kids scream Kool-Aid!
Yo momma's so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma's so fat; when you put her in a Jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!
Yo momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma's so fat; you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in!
Yo momma's so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going...
Yo momma's so fat; you couldn't tell where her boobs end and her arms begin.
Yo momma's so fat; you gotta slam her thigh and ride the wave...
Yo momma's so fat; you have to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo momma's so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks.
