i personally think if they had a fight world would end but meh who would win?
Who Is Mightier?
Started by Dark, Jan 09 2006 10:27 PM
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 12:00 AM
Mr. T Would own. He'd just kill Chuck Norris with his cool.
'I pity da foo who try and fight me!.' *Flexes his muscles of ultra-cool*
*Chuck Norris dies.*
'I pity da foo who try and fight me!.' *Flexes his muscles of ultra-cool*
*Chuck Norris dies.*
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 12:35 AM
Vin Diseal beats both of them.
When Vin Diseal deletes a file from his computer, he doens't send it to the Recycle Bing; he sends it to hell.
When Vin Diseal deletes a file from his computer, he doens't send it to the Recycle Bing; he sends it to hell.
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 12:59 AM
Yeah, well Mickey Roarke would own your precious Vin Diesel. Good ole' Marv.
'He would seem more at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an axe into some guy's (Vin Diesel's) face.'
And Marv doesn't bother deleting files, he crushes the computer in his bare fist and goes and steals a new one.
'He would seem more at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an axe into some guy's (Vin Diesel's) face.'
And Marv doesn't bother deleting files, he crushes the computer in his bare fist and goes and steals a new one.
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 01:21 AM
AgreedMr. T Would own. He'd just kill Chuck Norris with his cool.
'I pity da foo who try and fight me!.' *Flexes his muscles of ultra-cool*
*Chuck Norris dies.*
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 01:35 AM
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 12:17 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
DING DONG, DING DONG!!
DING DONG, DING DONG!!
I am the Dragon, before me you Tremble!
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 05:04 PM
Chuck Norris, despite the campy TV shows he stars in, was trained by Bruce Lee.
And Mr. T... while he's super buff, and totally cool, would get owned.
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > Mr. T
And Mr. T... while he's super buff, and totally cool, would get owned.
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > Mr. T
What the what?
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 09:16 PM
Both of them are soft. Buffy The Vampire Slayer would own them both.
My inner child is a mean little f*ucker
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 09:27 PM
Mmm Buffy.
When you do something right nobody remembers, but when you do something wrong nobody forgets.
Hump in game.
Hump in game.
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 10:38 PM
Frank>you = frank wins.Rappy
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Posted 12 January 2006 - 09:52 PM
Im sorry all you Mr. T fans but Chuck Norris > all... I prove my case with the following statements...
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”
4. Chuck Norris can screw a flathead screw into the wall with a phillips screwdriver.
5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
6. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
9. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
10. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
11. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
12. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
13. To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
14. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
15. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
16. Everyone uses Google to find out facts about anything and everything. Google uses Chuck Norris.
17. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
18. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
19. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
20. According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
21. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
22. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a mooseing Indian.
23. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
24. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
25. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
26. Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t moose with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
27. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
28. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the moose down.
29. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
30. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
(this is the latest thing in my school now that everyone is laughing about... kinda annoying now that everyone talks about it but i figured it was a coincidence that this poll was started while this was going around my school...)
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”
4. Chuck Norris can screw a flathead screw into the wall with a phillips screwdriver.
5. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
6. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
9. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
10. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
11. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
12. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
13. To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
14. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
15. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
16. Everyone uses Google to find out facts about anything and everything. Google uses Chuck Norris.
17. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
18. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
19. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
20. According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
21. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
22. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a mooseing Indian.
23. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
24. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
25. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
26. Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t moose with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
27. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
28. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the moose down.
29. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
30. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
(this is the latest thing in my school now that everyone is laughing about... kinda annoying now that everyone talks about it but i figured it was a coincidence that this poll was started while this was going around my school...)
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Posted 12 January 2006 - 09:53 PM
oh my mooseing gosh more chuck norris jokes
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Posted 12 January 2006 - 09:55 PM
Buffy is so dynamic, she's like some sort of dynamic fox. Once again I agree with Jim!Both of them are soft. Buffy The Vampire Slayer would own them both.
I wouldn't mind stabbing you in the face, if that's cool with you?
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