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[Mastah_Fluff]

I got this off of the show Angel and figured I'd see what you people would come up with. Who would win in a fight? astronaughts or cave men? Neither have weapons, have fun!

Edited by Mastah_Fluff, 26 February 2004 - 03:40 AM.

[newb]

Jesus would win. Or maybe Shaq.

But in the end, they can have juice, from juice boxes. All is well.

[Minion]

Cave Men by far

[dognapot]

astronauts all the way. i know cavemen are good tool users and very tough but we forget that astronauts are treated like crap for a living. do you know the conditions they're forced to live in!? they're forced to sleep standing up like some sort of animal, conduct tests on rocks and dirt from earth, and eat dehydrated crap! what i'm saying is that these guys should be mad as hell. i do not envy astronauts.

Edited by dognapot, 26 February 2004 - 05:07 AM.

[Deval]

Yeah, but cavemen fight dinosaurs. They win.

[Dc]

Jesus would win. Or maybe Shaq.

But in the end, they can have juice, from juice boxes. All is well.

i concur

[Deval]

Pssht, of course Jesus would win, that's a given, but I'm pretty sure that Jesus wasn't an astronaught, so Cavemen would totally win with their dinosaur fighting abilities.

Edited by Deval, 26 February 2004 - 05:48 AM.

[Fusion]

Cave men don't have anything to lose, getting there face pounded in. So that's why I think they would own the wimpy astronauts with there fluffiness.

[Rattlesnake]

Pssht, of course Jesus would win, that's a given, but I'm pretty sure that Jesus wasn't an astronaught, so Cavemen would totally win with their dinosaur fighting abilities.

*Rattlesnake nods in agreement with Deval.

Cavemen all the way baby

[S3it0*]

caveman got my vote

[Zelimos]

astrodudes coz ..... i dunno.... astrodudes...

[two]

/nod squiggle

astro guys got the power of tang running through their veins.

also, these aren't some no talent ass clowns, these are freakin astornaughts...they're rocket scientists, pilots, and decathaletes mixed into one. that's like, almost on McGuiver's level. and you can't beat McGuiver, no way no how.


.........and the tang!! don't forget the tang!!


*edited, almost forgot the tang

Edited by two, 26 February 2004 - 08:41 AM.

[alone]

Are we missing a point here. Cavemen had to fight for their lives every single day, where as an astronauts just moose around in space.

Cave Men all the way!

EDIT:
Man, I can't spell today.

Edited by alone, 26 February 2004 - 03:40 PM.

[Zelimos]

Are we missing a point here. Cavemen had to fight for their lives every single day, where as an astronauts just moose around in space.

Cave Men all the way!

EDIT:
Man, I can't spell today.

so did hamsters...

[Zelimos]

Are we missing a point here. Cavemen had to fight for their lives every single day, where as an astronauts just moose around in space.

You have any idea on what training they have to go through to become an astronaut? And brains beat muscles anytime...

precisely, i mean.... Cave men were animals, like dogs, if anything they'd probably try to hump ya

(sorry for the double post)

Edited by Squiggle, 26 February 2004 - 04:22 PM.

[Chewbob]

Are we missing a point here. Cavemen had to fight for their lives every single day, where as an astronauts just moose around in space.

Cave Men all the way!

EDIT:
Man, I can't spell today.

so did hamsters...

Astronauts aren't several times bigger than cavemen.

[Malavon]

Are we missing a point here. Cavemen had to fight for their lives every single day, where as an astronauts just moose around in space.

I think your missing the point.. theres more to being an astronaut than you probably think. They are going to make sure you are fit and strong. Strong and intelligent astronauts VS stupid, slow, cavemen. Hmm...

Btw Deval, I expect that cave men probably had tactics for taking down dinosaurs... Tactics that wouldn't work against an intelligent human, because they act totally different.

[Akira]

Btw Deval, I expect that cave men probably had tactics for taking down dinosaurs...

Yeah, the directors told them how to do it .

[alone]

I think some people are taking this a lil bit too seriously..

Calm it down ladies, it just a joke

[Chewbob]

I think some people are taking this a lil bit too seriously..

Calm it down ladies, it just a joke

This is a serious topic, and needs to be resolved.

[Mastah_Fluff]

lmao It really isn't a joke, its just something people we're discussing/arguing about on Angel last night...I thought it would be fun to see what you people could come up with...in the beginning of the episode it was said that Angel and Spike we're arguing about it for about 14 minutes in his office. So keep it up, this is actually very interesting.

[Deval]

Go Cavemen Go!

[Vampyre]

::sigh:: I wish I still watched Angel. Who on Angel chose cavemen and who chose astronauts?

Even though cavemen and dinosaurs didn't actually exist in the same time period, I still say the caveman would win. They had to survive in a harsh environment and would probably fight dirty and bite the astronauts and give them rabies or somthing.

[Squee]

Astronaughts would win.

Of course, I'm also assuming that the astronaughts have the home team advantage. Go team.

[two]

what if we trained the astrodudes in the same environment as cavemen? we could take them to the local zoo, put them in the dino pen for about a week or so, then force them to fight the cavepeople.

and where would the fight be? in space? in caves? in a kiddie pool?


......go space men

[newb]

The fight would be in a Roman type open collisseum. If one doesn't kill the other in 15 minutes...they release lions...

[two]

space lions?