From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then it follows that:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullnuts and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
100%
Started by jurian, Feb 13 2005 09:15 AM
8 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 13 February 2005 - 09:15 AM
Even in death my hate will go on
#2
Posted 13 February 2005 - 12:37 PM
Wow... surprising
B-L-O-W-J-O-B
2+12+15+23+10+15+2 = 79
Thought that would be waay over 100, guess someone was slackin on the job...
A-D-U-L-T-E-R-Y
1+4+21+12+20+5+18+25=106
So adultery is giving 106% ?
B-L-O-W-J-O-B
2+12+15+23+10+15+2 = 79
Thought that would be waay over 100, guess someone was slackin on the job...
A-D-U-L-T-E-R-Y
1+4+21+12+20+5+18+25=106
So adultery is giving 106% ?
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
deimos the noob said no
#3
Posted 13 February 2005 - 11:59 PM
goes to show you that numbers, even in joke form, are terribly boring
#4
Posted 14 February 2005 - 03:12 AM
2 great...
-Alias ingame-
#5
Posted 14 February 2005 - 03:32 AM
Heh, funny.
#6
Posted 14 February 2005 - 09:15 AM
S-L-E-E-P-I-N-G W-I-T-H T-H-E B-O-S-S-E-S D-A-U-G-H-T-E-R
19+12+5+5+16+9+14+7+23+9+20+8+20+8+5+2+15+19+19+15+19+4+1+21+7+8+20+5+18=353%
Im on my way to the top!!
19+12+5+5+16+9+14+7+23+9+20+8+20+8+5+2+15+19+19+15+19+4+1+21+7+8+20+5+18=353%
Im on my way to the top!!
Yeah Thats Right... Im Bubba... The Drunk Redneck... The Man You Meet In Prison... The Pimp On The Streets Of L.A.
#7
Posted 14 February 2005 - 12:08 PM
J-u-s-t-B-e-i-n-g-S-e-a-n
10-21-19-20-2-5-8-14-7-19-5-1-14=145%
/bow
10-21-19-20-2-5-8-14-7-19-5-1-14=145%
/bow
Stadic Ingame...
#8
Posted 14 February 2005 - 02:01 PM
B-R-O-W-N-N-O-S-I-N-G
2-18-15-23-14-14-15-19-9-14-7
144% = shocker!
2-18-15-23-14-14-15-19-9-14-7
144% = shocker!
#9
Posted 14 February 2005 - 02:33 PM
Man, you're all totally cramping my style. I need like.. to go get changed, you're crampin my style so much.
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
deimos the noob said no
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