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[Da_J_Mooney]

No Mountain Dew: Pitch Black? :'(

[Vodka]

The original Mt. Dew!

I was told Pitch Black didn't taste too good, so I'm a little cautious about trying it.

[Sneaky]

No Mountain Dew: Pitch Black? :'(

stuff tastes like limited edition piss if ya ask me

[Zelimos]

what's mountain dew?

[Aidon]

Mountain Dew Black I like.

[sarah_rain]

did you know that mountain dew contains the same things that they use to embalm bodies? Well at least you mountain dew drinks won't have to worry about that now will you?

[Gaddy]

Ya, the new black Mt. Dew is good.

[Darklin]

There are so many things going around about that soda im starting to think it's true... MOUNTAIN DEW KILLS THE BABY MAKING MACHINE. Nuff said

Edited by Darklin, 24 September 2004 - 05:54 AM.

[jurian]

we dun have it here in holland. anyway look at the old forum

[deadman]

code red

[Momba]

what's mountain dew?

Rocky Mountain Goat Piss.

Carbonated goat piss, Natural color,
Phosphoric acid, Potassium bensoate
(To protect taste). Natural flavors, citric acid, caffeine.


DIET COKE OWNS!!!!

Edited by Momba, 24 September 2004 - 11:23 AM.

[Zelimos]

Dr. Pepper or Coke for president. Pepsi sucks

[sayadin]

There are so many things going around about that soda im starting to think it's true... MOUNTAIN DEW KILLS THE BABY MAKING MACHINE. Nuff said

so you are saying that it kills women??? well i hope that makes me single again.

[Darklin]

There are so many things going around about that soda im starting to think it's true... MOUNTAIN DEW KILLS THE BABY MAKING MACHINE. Nuff said 

so you are saying that it kills women??? well i hope that makes me single again.

No im saying that it kills sperm.

[sayadin]

no it doesn't, its supposively shrinks the male organ because of some chemical or too much sugar is in the drink... i forgot what it was... but it doesn't kill sperm count... unless you are smoking pot seeds.

Edited by sayadin, 24 September 2004 - 01:55 PM.

[Darklin]

It decreases your ability to make brats, i saw it on the news

Purty much if you are too poor to afford a vesectomy, just buy a case of mountain dew

Edited by Darklin, 24 September 2004 - 01:57 PM.

[sayadin]

probaly the guy can't get it in because its too small

[Dc]

Yellow No. 5 , for which its chemical name is tartrazine, is a coloring dye approved by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for giving a bright lemon yellow color to various foods, beverages, candy, ice cream, drugs, and cosmetics . Used since 1916, Yellow No. 5 has long been accepted as safe by the Food and Drug Administration. The teen age rumor about Yellow No. 5 seems to center on the popular drink made by Pepsico, Mountain Dew.

From the chemical point of view, tartrazine is an extremely stable molecule which may account for both its relative lack of toxicty and also the fact that it comes out of the body pretty much as it goes in: YELLOW. As a highly water soluble salt, it probably passes effeciently through the kidneys • • • and out.

The silly school yard rumor has gone so far as to claim that Mountain Dew prevents pregnancy because it reduces sperm count or sperm motility. Not true. This misinformation is obviously dangerous. Those who foolishly drink a few bottles of Mountain Dew so that they can have "safe" sex are bound to become foolish parents.

The rumor goes back to the mid-1990s, at least. Variants over time have included the belief that Mountain Dew causes young males' testicles to shrink and/or their penises to shrivel. Where these notions came from is unclear, but they resemble tales going even further back (at least a decade) among African Americans about companies allegedly owned by the Ku Klux Klan or other racist organizations putting sterility-causing ingredients in foods and beverages popular with black people. But unless the label would warn Whites about this "hazard" how could it possibly work?

Because tons of Yellow No. 5 has been used in hundreds of American food and drink products for nearly 100 years, if it were shrinking penises and testes, or knocking sperm counts down we'd probably have heard something more than rumors about it by now.

The FDA's established acceptable daily intake [ADI] for Yellow No. 5, tartrazine is 5.0 milligrams per kilogram of body weight per day. This is about 0.01 ounces for a 132-pound person. Many other common food products contain Yellow No. 5 as well, so more than just Mountain Dew drinkers would notice the effect if it were real.

Soft drinks don't contain a significantly larger amount of Yellow No. 5 than other food products. The FDA has required since 1979 that food and drugs containing Yellow No. 5 be labeled to indicate its presence. The U.S. Department of Agriculture requires similar labeling for meat and poultry. But that requirement came about because tartrazine was found to be associated with a variety of allergic type reactions in sensitive people, not because it wreaked havoc with the male reproductive system.

Most likely, the Yellow No. 5/Mountain Dew rumor keeps going because male drinkers of the stuff notice that their urine can become intensely yellow. Well, think about it. What goes into your mouth comes out somewhere else. Because tartrazine tends not to be changed in the body, it exits the body through the kidneys into the bladder in urine as it entered the body" bright yellow. By the way, girls who take in Yellow No. 5 will similarly produce intensely yellow urine. However, adolescent and college male youth seem more taken up with the turnip- testis-sperm association of yellow urine than are their female counterparts.

Pepsico, the makers of Mountain Dew, has become so distressed by this rumor that they put up a special Homepage to answer questions about it.

Be that as it may, be sure to spread the fact that Mountain Dew or any other substance containing Yellow No. 5 cannot possibly be a contraceptive. All it does is make food, drinks and urine turn yellow.



no i did not write that, i got it off a website. go search for yourself.

[Aidon]

Happen to have that page from pepsico? or was that it?
Anyways thanks for the informative post. I have been a hard core dew drinker for about 5 years. I drink about 24-36 cans a week. I have always heard the rumors, and people always tell me that, but I have never noticed a "decrease in function" so I never really gave a nuts.

[Dc]

i didnt care to look for the page at pepsico, i found that in like 30 seconds of googling.

[Vodka]

I went to the store yesterday and finally got the courage to buy some.. Pitch Black. I got home and did my little sip test and thought I needed a bigger taste/gulp to see whether I liked it or not. Well, it wasn't that bad.. but, it could've been better. I don't understand why they call it .. 'Pitch Black', when you can clearly tell.. it's a dark purple and it tastes like grape.

[Zeppelin]

Dr. Pepper or Coke for president. Pepsi sucks

Pepsi owns!

[Dan]

RC cola

[Darklin]

RC is redneck soda and it tastes like carbonated water

[Robo]

There are so many things going around about that soda im starting to think it's true... MOUNTAIN DEW KILLS THE BABY MAKING MACHINE. Nuff said

no its yellow #5 makes you grow man breasts... seriously.

[two]

Happen to have that page from pepsico? or was that it?
Anyways thanks for the informative post. I have been a hard core dew drinker for about 5 years. I drink about 24-36 cans a week. I have always heard the rumors, and people always tell me that, but I have never noticed a "decrease in function" so I never really gave a nuts.

maybe you should check yourself into a 12 step program. 24-36 cans per week does not equal hard core dew fan, it equals firmly set addict. god damn that's a lot of sugar and caffeine in your system.

now switch the drink from mountain dew to beer, and then you'd be the life of the party. i suggest natural ice light. it's smooth and refreshing, with the cost of about $.40 per can. make people like you, make others seem more attractive, drink beer.

[Cule]

PRKL!!

[Matt]

Moutain Dew > All