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[Velveta]

Describe the Worst Pick up lines that you have ever Heard/said .

Edited by Velveta, 02 May 2004 - 07:03 PM.

[Xlithan]

Worst Pick Up Lines Every Used., I mean every heard or said.

M'k

this has already been posted 1000000 times.

Edited by Squiggle, 02 May 2004 - 07:07 PM.

[Velveta]

oh well one more time wont hurt lol ;p

[alone]

Hey, I'm cool and bring up topics already done.


That one got me into bed once...

[Darkling]

Awe yall behave

If the ocean was vodka and i were a duck i would swim the bottom and drink it all up, but the ocean isnt vodka and im not a duck so why dont you come over and give me a f***

I take my coffee like i take my women

Have a bandaid?
Cause i just fell for you.


I have no idea where i heard those they just popped in muh head

[deadman]

i breathe air u breathe air wanna fk?

[Hatrix]

deadman's takes the cake.

Congratulations!

[Darkling]

his line does'nt even make sense its like he stood there 2 secs before walking up to the girl and just made something up on the spot to act silly and get in her pants... at least use an old cheesey line like "wheres your halo? Cause i swear your an angel"

[Xlithan]

whats wrong with just getting into a girls pants? after all, thats what chatup lines are for.

[deadman]

"Do you wash your pants with windex, bc i swear i can see myself in them"

"(guy)Are ur feet tired? (girl) no why,(guy) bc u have been running through my mind all night."

"nice shoes wanna fk?"

[Xlithan]

old old old

Edited by Squiggle, 02 May 2004 - 10:28 PM.

[Darkling]

Instead of cheesey pick-up lines and slaps for grabbing her ass, just go buy a hooker its alot easier, think yall would have figured that out by now.

[Hatrix]

Best pickup line: "Does this smell like cloroform to you?"

Edit: Spelled cloroform wrong... Probably still spelling it wrong. >_<

Edited by Hatrix, 03 May 2004 - 03:39 AM.

[Darkling]

I bet ur cell mate is gonna try that on you when you get dun raping that stupid 8 yr old who sniffed the lil jar.

[Xlithan]

why dont you moose off? JLH has already told you to stfu once already (well, not like that, but i know thats what he meant ), jeez. take your imature offensive sick twisted insults elsewhere. we dont wanna hear it.

[Bean]

Put a phone sign in your pants and then use this one.

'Hey, wanna call collect?'

Read that one there on bash.org

[newb]

Hey, you look pretty thin. I bet I could pick you up easy.