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[Redheart]

Try this link....
http://thedeathpsychic.com/

Apparently I will be struck by lightning while walking my dog.

(btw I dont have a dog)

[Sneaky]

You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

No lie.

[Vodka]

Lmao, Mike.

Mine isn't true either or at least I hope not. :/

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.

[Momba]

While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.


Doh

[Deathwish]

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.


Umm well I have been threatened in movie theaters because we talk a lot >.> but I doubt it would be "random" if ever I were to be killed in such an event =p

[deadman]

While on a scavenger hunt, you are the first one to find item number 5, an angry Coral snake.

haha

[Alchemy]

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).


HUZZAH ! I get to take some of you with me.

*grins*

[«™®?¨CHaÏNY¨?™»]

You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.
Why before?!?!?

[Squee]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are stripped and chained to the ground spread-eagle. Your torso is slit open with a razor blade, and you are covered with dozens of large rats, which proceed to feed their way into your body.

...I'm speechless.

[DragonHeart]

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.

[Wolfgang]

A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you.

[Raylen]

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.

Boring.

[Äññöÿäñcë]

A fat woman overhears you as you snicker and make fun of her with your friends. Intending only to embarrass you, she walks over and puts you into a headlock. She unwittingly breaks your neck, however, killing you instantly.


mooseing yeah mate, gotta love chicks.

[Dark]

While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.

dam squirrels was told to stop eating them

[Snoopy]

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

[Foxie]

Mines the best!

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.


dieing while being tied down..

thats like having an orgasm being handcuffed 2 a bed

best way to go! cant wait!

[Squee]

I was tied up, too! Only, they used chains in mind. And there were rats.

That's like three kinks in one.

[Raylen]

Rats eww.

[Devotchka]

Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.

niceee

[Suzey]

You are the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker.

[Scripto]

An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

[Ryuku]

During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

That's why I stay away from hair cuts Mike.

[shomer]

A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

[alone]

While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

Aw dammit. That's wrong.

[Psyche]

Mine's probably the most normal one -.-....:

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.


Huh, it sounds pretty truthful though.... why.... -ponders-

[Azza]

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

[Tyler]

While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve.

[Redheart]

An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

omw I kill you?
lol
(maybe not it says waiter not waitress)

[acehardware]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

wtf why do i get a serial killer why not something cool?

[Phibie]

During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.