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Poll: You cannot avoid a crash, all you can do is hit one or the other, or drive off the bridge to certain death.

So what would you do?

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#1 joanna

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Posted 06 October 2009 - 06:55 PM

And no, you cant stop, hit them both, jump out of the car, eject, fire front missiles, find the gap between them, release your parachute after going off the bridge, lay down the horn and hope the boy racer goes into the elderly couple, shine a laser beam into the boy racer's eyes hoping he swerves off the bridge ect... you only have them *3* choices!

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Posted 06 October 2009 - 07:28 PM

no doubt i would run into the boy racer haha
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Posted 06 October 2009 - 09:21 PM

I would hit the boy racer and i would feel no remorse,as it was his stupidity that got him killed.
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 04:51 AM

sorry that the fact that they were elderly effected my choice, but if it had been a couple of little kids i would have probably flew off the bridge, as the remorse the "boy racer" held for knowing that he killed me would probably weigh heavy on his conscious and in return bring change.. also if i took out the elderly couple i would become an advocate against street racing and the likes and the world would be a better place :P..
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 09:26 AM

I want a "Glance of the side of the boy racer, sending him over the bridge to certain death, then rebound into the old couple, killing both of them, then remain on the bridge safely." option.

This should be an option.

Untill then, i would mow down the old couple. Its the only opton that allows me to survive.

If it was, stop the car, suck off the boyracer, then have a lemonparty with the old couple, but then survive, this would still be my choice.
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#6 Sausage

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 04:27 AM

I picked swerve off the bridge. Hoping that I would survive the crash. But who am I kidding, old people need to die.

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 06:28 AM

Is there a way to kill the old people and the guy without dying?
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#8 Shera

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 08:17 AM

I want a "Glance of the side of the boy racer, sending him over the bridge to certain death, then rebound into the old couple, killing both of them, then remain on the bridge safely." option

:P i tryed that, gaddy.
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Posted 10 October 2009 - 10:14 AM

Give a yank on the steering wheel and use my hand brake, then drift sideways on both lanes. The back of the car will take out the biker, and the old squishy people would be taken out by the front of my vehicle, leaving me intact.


But in reality, I wouldn't know, it will most likely be a reflex. So if I saw the biker first, I'd prolly mow down the elderly people and vica versa.

Edit: Also on roads that are long enough where you can get up to 120mph, I can't picture any sidewalk next to it. Not around here anyways. Sounds to me like the elderly couple are crossing a freeway.
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 01:15 AM

Evil question, Joanna! I probably won't have time to make a logical choice in the heat of the moment, so instinctively I'll probably just slam on the brakes and brace myself and just hope my airbag saves my face. With an impact speed of over 100mph though, the chances of survival are slim at best... even if my car survives, the G-forces will rip me to shreds.

Logically, I'd probably drive off the bridge given those choices, otherwise I'd also try to escape from the car, preferably before I hit the water below... if it is water and not the M25.
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#11 joanna

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 08:25 PM

Give a yank on the steering wheel and use my hand brake, then drift sideways on both lanes. The back of the car will take out the biker, and the old squishy people would be taken out by the front of my vehicle, leaving me intact.


But in reality, I wouldn't know, it will most likely be a reflex. So if I saw the biker first, I'd prolly mow down the elderly people and vica versa.

Edit: Also on roads that are long enough where you can get up to 120mph, I can't picture any sidewalk next to it. Not around here anyways. Sounds to me like the elderly couple are crossing a freeway.


If it was a biker, then yes, you probably could aim to impact him on the passenger side of your car, and you would probably kill him and live.

However in the original question I never mentioned a biker - i said a boy racer. Boy racers tend to drive highly cosmetically modified cheap cars at fast speeds, not ride bikes.

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 03:45 AM

I agree it would most likely be a quick reflex, but being in a few car wrecks (was only driving in one) time really does slow down extensively... kinda blacked out when i rolled, but prior to that it was like "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhitttttttttttttttttttttttttt" for more time that could have actually elapsed... anyways, it would probably come down to which way the car went after i gave the wheel a quick jerk to the left.. leaving my passenger side vulnerable, and most likely my vehicle would roll and i would very likely die... but given the preempted options i would probably take the selfish route and survive...

Edited by Apocalypto, 12 October 2009 - 05:04 AM.

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:45 PM

realistically you dont think, your instincts take effect, making you swerve in the path of the couples
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:48 AM

I voted swerve into the old couple. Population control k.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 12:51 PM

I chose take the old couple.

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 07:23 PM

I picked take out the old couple, they'd probably have a heart attack when they see me coming towards them so they'll be dead before i hit them lol.. but ill still go to jail for manslaughter :|

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 01:57 PM

kill the old ppl. no brainer rly

in reality what would actually happen is i would slam on the brakes and probably end up hitting the boy
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Posted 15 November 2009 - 10:19 PM

I'd feel like nuts taking having the lives of two people on me. I would feel a sense of joy knowing my last actions on this Earth were taking out a mooseing faggoty potato arse dickweed. I'd line up the boy racer with a smile on my face.
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Posted 17 November 2009 - 06:53 PM

Sadly, I would take out the old couple. They could die together, which is what every old couple wants anyways.

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