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[Eamon]

/t dirt told ya

[Ryuku]

/t dirtbiker1029 Stop making post in the wrong topic, this is Evil Coffee shop corner.

[Eamon]

Screamer resisted Timberland's Stormwrath.
[Clan] Murderous: petes
Xeno was killed by Plop.
Xeno was sent to a better place by Plop's fearsome smite!
Xeno fell to the floor, his injuries getting the better of him.
Screamer attacked Timberland with his Royal Sword but Timberland's armor blocked the blow.
You attacked Screamer with your Halberd but Screamer's armor blocked some of the blow for 24 points of damage.
Screamer attacked Timberland with his Royal Sword.
You tried to attack Screamer with your Halberd but missed.
You attacked Screamer with your Halberd for 56 points of damage.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
Screamer attacked Timberland with his Royal Sword.
Screamer attacked Timberland with his Royal Sword.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
Timberland raised his arms, and summoned a storm striking on Screamer.
Timberland raised his arms, and summoned a storm striking on Screamer.
Ouch attempted to assassinate Plop but failed.
[Clan] Murderous: yeah
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You tried to attack Screamer with your Halberd but missed.
You attacked Screamer with your Halberd for 59 points of damage.
You attacked Screamer with your Halberd for 60 points of damage.
You killed Screamer.
You got 0 gold pieces.
Screamer fell to the floor, his injuries getting the better of him.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
Timberland raised his arms, and summoned a storm striking on Jana, but it was partially resisted.
Timberland raised his arms, and summoned a storm striking on Jana.
Jana cast a spell and a beam of pure light strikes out, blinding Timberland.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
Timberland resisted Jana's Beam.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
Jana attempted to cast a spell, but it fizzled out.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You attacked Ouch with your Halberd for 53 points of damage.
Ouch attempted to assassinate Timberland but failed.
Timberland cast a spell on himself.
Timberland cast a spell on himself.
Plop attempted to smite Timberland but failed.
You attacked Jana with your Halberd for 53 points of damage.
You attacked Jana with your Halberd for 47 points of damage.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
Timberland resisted Jana's Beam.
Jana cast a spell and a beam of pure light strikes out, blinding Timberland.
Timberland cast a spell on himself.
Timberland cast a spell on himself.
Xile left the game.
You attacked Jana with your Halberd for 59 points of damage.
You killed Jana.
You got 0 gold pieces.
Jana fell to the floor, her injuries getting the better of her.
You don't see a jana here with you.
Why would you want to attack yourself?
You tried to attack Plop with your Halberd but missed.
You attacked Plop with your Halberd for 58 points of damage.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
Plop attempted to smite Timberland but failed.
Timberland cast a spell on himself.
Timberland cast a spell on himself.
Plop: OMG
You are too exhausted at the moment.
Plop stopped all attacking and made the room safe.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You are too exhausted at the moment.
You can't attack people here, the guards are everywhere!
You can't attack people here, the guards are everywhere!
You can't attack people here, the guards are everywhere!
You can't attack people here, the guards are everywhere!
You can't attack people here, the guards are everywhere!
You can't attack people here, the guards are everywhere!
Incinerate: WTF
Plop: thats bull s###
Plop: you cant heal your self
Plop: cheater
Plop, Ouch just went West.

LMFAO healing always allowed n00b. otherwise why would i bring my cleric, YOU GOT OWNED 5 on 5, no pots, no stat spells. PWNED

looks like a noob fight anyways

[Eamon]

Well one day dirtbiker comes to hedges and tries to kill us,well i logged off all of my crits but he got my friend. Well a ton of smack was talked and we ended up doing his whole party vs only one of my crits and 3 of my friends crits. Well he got his azz kicked! MORE smack was talked and we did it again but i stayed out of it. MY friend alone pwned him. ATON more smack has been talked and im waiting in pete's for you!! You n00b!

/t ryuku this is the post that started the topic, I believe the coffee is off topic.
Pay attention to how the topic was started.

[Deathwish]

Hmm maybe I should tell the owner of the shop that I'm going to pwn him becuase he's a n00b. Will the service improve?

[Kreaper]

In a duel you dont use SPELLS YOU STUPID NOOB you dont heal its a all out brawl no healing stupid. That defeates the purpose! You can go on and on healing yourself. It shows that you our a coward and can't fight because you only heal yourself then start attacking again. You dont just heal, heal, heal, attack, heal! Anytime Mr.N00b ill fight ya when NO SPELLS are allowed of any kind! And if I recall I can't be pwned because it was at the end 2 on 2 then i stoped because you healed so it was a tie well, actually you lost you said no spells if you use them your out you lose so actually YOU got pwned by your own rule!

[Eamon]

Prolly not.

Now, if you throw the disgusting coffee back in his face, you might see results.

[Ryuku]

You people and your off topic ness, sheesh. Good idea Eamon.

Edited by Ryuku, 14 July 2004 - 08:48 PM.

[Deathwish]

Kreaper, back on topic please.. Coffee discussion only.

[Wierd]

which reminds me, I hate Flying Goblins...ever just hated them for no reason? I do, it's like, I hate them, and stuff...and how exactly do fggjp?

[Eamon]

/t Kreaper yes, you do heal in duels. Look at Proficiency tournament and triplex. People wouldnt bring healers into a 3v3 like the proficiency tournament. They do all the time. The person that doesnt bring one usually dont make it past the first round. Unless he might happen to have 3 arch zerkers.
But even then the zerkers cant get spelled up

[Eamon]

I hate squirrels. They sit in the trees in the yard and throw pine cones at me.
I hate squirrels.

[Nocturnal]

In a duel you dont drink COFFEE YOU STUPID NOOB you dont drink coffee its a all out brawl no drink coffee stupid. That defeates the purpose! You can go on and on drinking coffee. It shows that you have a large bladder and can't fight because you only drink coffee then start eating donuts again. You dont just drink, drink, drink, eat, drink! Anytime Mr.N00b ill fight ya when NO COFFEE is allowed of any kind (Except Decaf)! And if I recall I can't be pwned because it was at the end 2 on 2 then i stoped because you drank coffee so it was a tie well, actually you lost you said no donuts if you use them your out you lose so actually YOU got pwned by your own cafe!

I agree

[Ryuku]

I seem to hate alot of things, I hate ducks, there so useless.

[Deathwish]

Prove it foo' I think the coffee shop owner might do hit and runs becuase it's the only way he'd be able to win.

[Eamon]

/rofl nocturnal

[Ryuku]

which reminds me, I hate Flying Goblins...ever just hated them for no reason? I do, it's like, I hate them, and stuff...and how exactly do fggjp?

You are cool, marry me.

[dirtbiker1029]

Plop Pages You from (Hidden): heres a song for you it "Idont want you heard bout me,but you aint getting a pk outta me. I dont let pkers get me,because im pk'er killing P.I.M.P!!!

[Eamon]

Thats an interesting freestyle.

[Tatsu]

in a fight, who would win? Coffee shop owner, or a Tea shop owner?

[Eamon]

The coffee shop owner, he's just so much more tweaqed out

[Deranged]

ducks and coffee shop owners are all fine and dandy, but you are all missing the big picture. the true threat to us coffee loving NM players is the Umpa Lumpa armies! they have been involved in many recent hostile coffee shop take overs. dont you fool ever read the paper?

[Ryuku]

in a fight, who would win? Coffee shop owner, or a Tea shop owner?

Depends if donuts and herbs are allowed.

[dirtbiker1029]

kreaper i said no pots no STAT INCREASING spells. n00b.

[Deathwish]

Coffeeshopowner Pages You from (The Coffee Shop): heres a song for you it "Idont want you heard bout me,but you aint getting a decent coffee outta me. I dont let customers get me,because im customer killing P.I.M.P!!!

True... so true.

[Eamon]

/t deranged Evil Umpa Lumpa's. lol They owned me in Pete's.

/cry

[Nocturnal]

in a fight, who would win?  Coffee shop owner, or a Tea shop owner?

Depends if donuts and herbs are allowed.

No! "You can't use Donuts and Herbs! It defeats the Purpose of a Duel!"

[Ryuku]

ducks and coffee shop owners are all fine and dandy, but you are all missing the big picture. the true threat to us coffee loving NM players is the Umpa Lumpa armies! they have been involved in many recent hostile coffee shop take overs. dont you fool ever read the paper?

I pwnd those Umpa Lumpa's, but they will be back, mark my word.

[Eamon]

in a fight, who would win?  Coffee shop owner, or a Tea shop owner?

Depends if donuts and herbs are allowed.

No! "You can't use Donuts and Herbs! It defeats the Purpose of a Duel!"

What about creamer and sugar?

[Ryuku]

in a fight, who would win?  Coffee shop owner, or a Tea shop owner?

Depends if donuts and herbs are allowed.

No! "You can't use Donuts and Herbs! It defeats the Purpose of a Duel!"

Damn, you're right.