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[Stotic]

What's this thread about again?

[Penguin]

well I (me) am just watching these fools try to prove canada, an imaginary place, exist


btw.... I'm almost very drunk so don't hold any of my post tonight against me please

[two]

haha, recently someone pointed out that canada is it's own actual country, and not the 50th state of america. yeah, it wasn't acquired when we bought alaska (the common belief). i think penguin is confused about the existence of canada (aka America Jr.) because so many people just don't notice it.
i mean, nobody from America Junior is famous until they come to America, then it's small bar talk like
"hey, you know so-and-so is Canadian?"
"oh that's a shame, put it on sportscenter and hand me that American flag."
"sure thing partner. Where's that manifest destiny i orered?"

so take care America Jr., you're like our goody two shoes little brother, who's always naggin for attention with quips like: "look how clean my room/country is", "look how polite i am", "we like the cold"(bullnuts, id rather surf and play sports on the beach with big boobied girls in bikinis to be followed up with a bonfire, 80's teen movie style).

so there's canada, which is the exact opposite of the seedy australians, who are all crooks anyways...or were, i honestly just don't care enough to get those facts straight.

i can see why people hate usa (pronounced oooosah). if some person at your school/work came in late everyday, got top grades and boned the girl you're in love with topped with screamin "I'm number one!" every ten minutes, you'd hate us too.

Edited by two, 07 June 2004 - 04:31 AM.

[Deval]

/me cries into his pillow

[two]

I'm number one!

[Dan]

Bean, on Jun 7 2004, 12:22 AM, said:

You guys are naming the wrong name/names for these americans.

Pamela anderson.

Thats right, 'your' big breasted porn start is from 'our' country. Take that.

Fake boobies and Herpies, yummie...lmao

Search out Antoinette Abbott and see what real ones look like. (and yes, I do know first hand before that question gets asked.)

[two]

I'm number one!

[Deval]

That was WAY more than 10 minutes.

[dec]

If the world was a prison the USA would be Canada's pregnant dog, it's bigger and it's on top.

[two]

it's ok, usa is a cuddler

oh yeah, I'm number one!

[two]

guess what number i am. and i'm sleeping with your girlfriend too.

[dec]

yeah your a moron and i thought you were number "TWO"

[Penguin]

two, on Jun 6 2004, 11:29 PM, said:

haha, recently someone pointed out that canada is it's own actual country, and not the 50th state of america. yeah, it wasn't acquired when we bought alaska (the common belief). i think penguin is confused about the existence of canada (aka America Jr.) because so many people just don't notice it.
i mean, nobody from America Junior is famous until they come to America, then it's small bar talk like
"hey, you know so-and-so is Canadian?"
"oh that's a shame, put it on sportscenter and hand me that American flag."
"sure thing partner. Where's that manifest destiny i orered?"

so take care America Jr., you're like our goody two shoes little brother, who's always naggin for attention with quips like: "look how clean my room/country is", "look how polite i am", "we like the cold"(bullnuts, id rather surf and play sports on the beach with big boobied girls in bikinis to be followed up with a bonfire, 80's teen movie style).

so there's canada, which is the exact opposite of the seedy australians, who are all crooks anyways...or were, i honestly just don't care enough to get those facts straight.

i can see why people hate usa (pronounced oooosah). if some person at your school/work came in late everyday, got top grades and boned the girl you're in love with topped with screamin "I'm number one!" every ten minutes, you'd hate us too.

[Bean]

I'm number one!

Wait.... crap...

[Darkling]

My dog's ass is bald, im convinced it was done by aliens.

[Simulation]

Canada doesnt exist, its all in your heads!

[Throwback]

lol canada is holding the U.S down....

Conspirac #2: why are all the NM girls on this game crappy dueler's? I havent met one yet that has beat me, and yes I have permission to post this by Pourmourning.

[Penguin]

conspiracy #3: MOTELY CRUE

sure, they claim to be men....
















(don't get me wrong I love the music)

[two]

sure women are docile, sweet smelling things that bleed and cry monthly, but every once and a while the escape the kitchen to log onto nightmist to kick some ass, and i think you're at the top of their list.

and if you want to get into semantics dec, it's "you're", and not "your a moron". and i'm so cool i take the number one and two spots. ps. you're girlfreind is lazy in the sack.

[Throwback]

/t two if ya can find a girl who cane beat me in duel besides jen or mindy ill give ya my account....and everyone knoes first is the worst....and if ur second too second isnt the best

[PureMourning]

Ok, you little copy-catters poopie heads. Just don't get me thread locked, and I'll have a new conspiracy every week.

[two]

don't care enough. you win in woman beating, throw. let's give a round of applause to the kid for fighting the good fight. *clap clap*

Edited by two, 08 June 2004 - 06:00 AM.