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[Phibie]

Why does it change every day.

[Sean]

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

[Gaddy]

Try this link....
http://thedeathpsychic.com/

Apparently I will be struck by lightning while walking my dog.

(btw I dont have a dog)

Well sure as hell don't get one then.


Me-
A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane.

[Sneaky]

Mine's probably the most normal one -.-....:

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.


Huh, it sounds pretty truthful though.... why.... -ponders-

shut up emo kid

[mStar]

While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.


Oh sure.. the mexican dies mowing the lawn.. how original >_>

[Night_Angel]

An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg.

this is so wrong i dont laugh at people. especially not handicapped people.

[Trance]

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

My mom always did tell me to quit the s$%t lmao

[astral]

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.


Ok now that's strange.....

[deadman]

Talk about strange...I get..

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

*note to self avoid all midgets*

[Piggy]

While in a parking lot, you accidentally get into a car which looks like yours, but isn't. Unfortunately, the car is rigged with a bomb, and you suffer an explosive death intended for someone else.

[Isolated]

An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.

wouldnt suprise me ;D

Edited by Isolated, 24 March 2007 - 08:20 PM.

[Chii]

While at a bar, a stranger slips a date rape drug into your drink. Once passed out, you are taken from the bar, raped, and murdered.

That's not very original... :/