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[Thunderja]

Dear Nightmist

This is neither a recruitment post, nor a threat. Think of it as a prediction or even as a friendly warning.

Desperate Housewives has obtained perfection, we have the perfect mix of wealth, strength, numbers and humour, we generally and basically own. As a celebration of our new found immortality we will now be taking over Nightmist.

For our allys, we as a clan sincerely apologize for being so good at this game. But we hope we can still have healthy relationships.

For those who are not allys, I suggest be very careful. As a devastating 1337 clan we can obviously crush you at will and at any time, but we are also benevolent and understanding, and for the most part you shall be spared. But be warned do NOT cross us.

Now for the enemy clans. You my friends have some serious sucking up to do. If you appear to be red you will be crushed like the millions of woman who have feelings for me. I suggest you head on down to the quitting thread upon reading this.

To my clan keep it up, we rule and we know it. Just remember you're Housewives, you're a class above the rest so act like it. We are as deadly as we are good looking. Keep it real.

Thank you for all who took the time to read this.

Yours sincerely
Nightmists' most eligible bachelor
Desperate Housewives co,co.... co chariman.

Jazza

[Snoopy]

With such a sensitive post, bringing everyones feelings into play, i dont know why people keep calling you an arogant git jarad.

[Boys Night Out]

(no sinister intentions) GARY QUIT!?!?!?!

haha.

[Shaginator]

supportin dis

[Thunderja]

Inspirational and dynamic posting lads *sniff* Nice work.

Clan Message: The Desperate Housewives Clan: There are currently 4 MILFS online. These MILFS have contributed a sad 49,445 gold to the clan bank. This has led to countless Housewives living under one roof which contains 14 rooms.

House size doesn't matter, it's how you use it!

[Exodia]

Thunderja, on Jun 14 2006, 07:44 AM, said:

Dear Nightmist

This is neither a recruitment post, nor a threat. Think of it as a prediction or even as a friendly warning.

Desperate Housewives has obtained perfection, we have the perfect mix of wealth, strength, numbers and humour, we generally and basically own. As a celebration of our new found immortality we will now be taking over Nightmist.

For our allys, we as a clan sincerely apologize for being so good at this game. But we hope we can still have healthy relationships.

For those who are not allys, I suggest be very careful. As a devastating 1337 clan we can obviously crush you at will and at any time, but we are also benevolent and understanding, and for the most part you shall be spared. But be warned do NOT cross us.

Now for the enemy clans. You my friends have some serious sucking up to do. If you appear to be red you will be crushed like the millions of woman who have feelings for me. I suggest you head on down to the quitting thread upon reading this.

To my clan keep it up, we rule and we know it. Just remember you're Housewives, you're a class above the rest so act like it. We are as deadly as we are good looking. Keep it real.

Thank you for all who took the time to read this.

Yours sincerely
Nightmists' most eligible bachelor
Desperate Housewives co,co.... co chariman.

Jazza

lol yall aint that great jared

[Thunderja]

<3 Birr.

Others please stay on topic, this is a serious clan thread.

[Ryuku]

omg...that was the funniest thing I've read all day Jared.

Supported.

[Horny]

ROFL!!! GO JAZZY! Pwn them noobz

[Shaginator]

dont join, noob co chairs will just sell clan and buy cobalts.

[Thunderja]

Dynamic post Brian *high 5's*

BUT I don't want this thread covered with the giant picture of some fat guy, maybe scale down image to the size of the old lady giving us the fingers .

Thanks.

[Evaporate]

Darn..
They removed the fat/overwieght Subway-Jared photo, but they leave the picture of granny flipping the bird? At LEAST the photo of Jared was FuNnY... lol
(and deleted my post saying, ROFL)

[Lappa]

Thunderja, on Jun 14 2006, 07:44 AM, said:

For our allys, we as a clan sincerely apologize for being so good at this game. But we hope we can still have healthy relationships.

[Shaginator]

classy

[Boys Night Out]

Jared you high 5 stealing gay. I got the high five in way before you.

You're just trying to look cool. When really. you're just a nerd.

[Äññöÿäñcë]

Did he just say what I think he said...

[Thunderja]

It was a good high 5 Cal, but in doing so you quoted a giant picture of a giant fat guy, meaning there were 3 giant fat guys on this thread.

We all know the only giant fat guy in DHW is Kieran so let it be, or scale down the picture next time.

[Spectra]

dhw sucks dont join plz or ull get owned

with love,
~joe

Edited by Spectra, 17 June 2006 - 07:09 AM.

[fallen]

(insert huge fat guy)

Edited by fallen, 17 June 2006 - 09:09 AM.

[Piggy]

I'd join DHW if I played, but I dont so laff

[.?.]

Own pft, i'll take any of you on.

~ Zipo in-game

[Shaginator]

Edited by Shaginator, 17 June 2006 - 03:03 PM.

[Thunderja]

ROFL High 5's Cliff!!!!

[Thunderja]

This is our new clan anthem....

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what shall I join? Shall I join the Housewives? Should I join The Crypt? and heres what she said to me....

(everyone)

Wash your mouth out son, and go get your fathers gun, and shoot that Crypt scum, shoot that Crypt scum!

[Da_J_Mooney]

Hahahaha, nice.

[Evaporate]

Well, gang's have always lost their appeal to me... this whole crypt's vs bloods fued makes me angry.. I say:
Its not my job to judge them.
God will judge the wicked.
Its my job to arrange the meeting.
Signed:
Semper Fi

[Hansol]

lol. Jared cannot write a song to dave his life.

he doesnt need to. It spares everyone else life while he's busy writting it

[Äññöÿäñcë]

Dave? lol

[Thunderja]

Hansol, on Jun 19 2006, 06:20 AM, said:

lol. Jared cannot write a song to dave his life.

he doesnt need to. It spares everyone else life while he's busy writting it

Wash your mouth out son, and go get your fathers gun........

[Venture]

Äññöÿäñcë, on Jun 18 2006, 11:00 PM, said:

Dave?

Yes?