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#151 Eamon

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:28 PM

Imma foo', and Flying Goblins got me pwnt. You should post that one thing about the CG.

/nod



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#152 Kreaper

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:29 PM

I have another song (loss yourself by michael jackson) If you had one condom,the big banana would you capture it or just let it slip off? Yo my palms are sweaty my waek balls are heavy thewres blood on my gloves already its childrens spagetti there nervous but on the serfouis they look clam and rdy to get rapied! but i keep on forgetting to pull it out the mouth grows so big he opens it up but the turnip wont come out hes choking now the sperms up over (bitesit off) Lose yourself in the blood the sperm never let it go you only have one turnip do not miss its chance to grow this opportunity comes once every wednesday! I want peeping through the holes in the ceiling the camera wasnt taping the kids werent screaming they were in bed sleeping with me!!!
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#153 Eamon

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:29 PM

/nod but be careful, i mean, they are lifeless, who knows when they will be like lifelessnessless and jab you with thier hurty pointy stick thingys. God speed, and may your blatter be prepared for sudden and unexpected release.

I used to have "blatter" (bladder) problems, but I carry a bag and a pooper scooper everywhere I go now

#154 dirtbiker1029

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:30 PM

I have another song (loss yourself by michael jackson) If you had one condom,the big banana would you capture it or just let it slip off? Yo my palms are sweaty my waek balls are heavy thewres blood on my gloves already its childrens spagetti there nervous but on the serfouis they look clam and rdy to get rapied! but i keep on forgetting to pull it out the mouth grows so big he opens it up but the turnip wont come out hes choking now the sperms up over (bitesit off) Lose yourself in the blood the sperm never let it go you only have one turnip do not miss its chance to grow this opportunity comes once every wednesday! I want peeping through the holes in the ceiling the camera wasnt taping the kids werent screaming they were in bed sleeping with me!!!

give credit to your sources you n00b playgerizer (sp).

#155 Eamon

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:30 PM

I have another song (loss yourself by michael jackson) If you had one condom,the big banana would you capture it or just let it slip off? Yo my palms are sweaty my waek balls are heavy thewres blood on my gloves already its childrens spagetti there nervous but on the serfouis they look clam and rdy to get rapied! but i keep on forgetting to pull it out the mouth grows so big he opens it up but the turnip wont come out hes choking now the sperms up over (bitesit off) Lose yourself in the blood the sperm never let it go you only have one turnip do not miss its chance to grow this opportunity comes once every wednesday! I want peeping through the holes in the ceiling the camera wasnt taping the kids werent screaming they were in bed sleeping with me!!!

Now that is just gross.

Noone wants to know about your rl personal habits

#156 Eamon

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:32 PM

[Friend] Humaa_Serafine: sporks rule and piercings rule, only pu***** are afraid of piercings.

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#157 dirtbiker1029

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:33 PM

lmao michael jacksons his father i bet, thats why he brings it up so much --- kreaper==inbred

#158 Kreaper

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:33 PM

No thats not a rl habbit its a funny song :P
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#159 Eamon

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:34 PM

No thats not just a rl habbit its a funny song :P

so its both?

#160 Kreaper

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:35 PM

Thank you JLH for that wonderful turnip filter
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#161 Kreaper

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:35 PM

/t eamon lol not true but funny

Edited by Kreaper, 14 July 2004 - 09:36 PM.

Toki ingame!!!

#162 dirtbiker1029

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:36 PM

eamon so you want a beastly hairy woman that likes punk-metal (not to be confused with metal or punk rock) 0.o intresting eamon :P :P :P :ph34r: :P :)

#163 dirtbiker1029

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:37 PM

Dirtbiker > Kreaper

#164 Eamon

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:37 PM

eamon so you want a beastly hairy woman that likes punk-metal (not to be confused with metal or punk rock) 0.o intresting eamon :P :P :P :ph34r: :P :)

Wow, where did you get that from?

#165 Deranged

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:38 PM

Thank you for correcting my spelling. I may have bad spelling and be average looking, but who need looks and spelling when you can melt people's eyes?

Deranged melted your eyes!

#166 dirtbiker1029

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:38 PM

yo momma

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:39 PM

Chuck leaves home. When he tries to return, a man wearing a mask blocks his path.
a.) What is Chuck doing?
b.) What is the masked man's occupation?
c.) Where is Chuck's 'safe place'?

Edited by Tatsu, 14 July 2004 - 09:39 PM.

Swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry.....

#168 dirtbiker1029

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:39 PM

lmao reno 911 rules, the guys like "who you gonna call" to the poor person hes like "yo momma"

#169 Eamon

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:39 PM

Thank you for correcting my spelling. I may have bad spelling and be average looking, but who need looks and spelling when you can melt people's eyes?

Deranged melted your eyes!

*stumbles around blindly, knocking stuff over*

Ouch

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#170 Eamon

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 09:41 PM

Chuck leaves home. When he tries to return, a man wearing a mask blocks his path.
a.) What is Chuck doing?
b.) What is the masked man's occupation?
c.) Where is Chuck's 'safe place'?

Chuck is walking home.

The masked man is a serial rapist.

The safe place is behind kreaper, he's ugly enough.

#171 Kreaper

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 10:05 PM

/t eamon Kreaper brings the army of squirrls and pwns eamon
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#172 Eamon

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Posted 14 July 2004 - 10:12 PM

OH NO

*runs and hides*

#173 Sourcream

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 07:32 AM

hurm seems to me like somes ones pouting over there own butt kicking and there whinning about it, but in my opinion Dueling in petes isnt a real duel.
A real duel is where you can lose exp use pots / spells/ crystals ect.

in otherwords. Duel out of town, not in petes.

#174 Da_J_Mooney

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 07:45 AM

nuts, Kreaper, I own you....Paul, I own you, and Dirtbiker i owned you and all your alts with an arch fighter with a pike, a lvl 27 zerk, with a pike, and a nutsty lvl 25 fighter with 21 x 17 20 15 x stats with a pike, so stfu this thread had no point in at all. If any of u wanna go, then lets do it... Memo Rapid_Death and lets See.....
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Posted 15 July 2004 - 08:56 AM

LOCK




oh yeah im not staff...dammit
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#176 Deathwish

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 09:27 AM

Well I've tried my best at getting this thread locked.. It's not working..
Out, out brief candle. Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour on the stage and then is heard no more.

#177 Raylen

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 10:22 AM

Lol...

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I think i have an idea who these "Anonymous Users" might be :P

JLH (to Pandilex): omg lol simon liek csl@teh n00bzors
Pandilex: totally
JLH: omg dewd x57
Pandilex: john, will you PLEASE stop talking like that or i shall tell your mother
JLH's Mum (to Pandilex): liek stfu simon u always neva sed ty 4 dinner wen u come round kthxbai
JLH: muuuum, shut up, your embarasing meh!!!!!111one
Flying Goblin Assassin (to Umpa Lumpa Chieftain): Aha! With our newly forged alliance, we shall strike while they are arguing!
Pandilex: did someone hear that?
JLH just broke wind.
JLH is rolling on the floor laughing.
JLH can't stop laughing.

JLH: hear that huh?!?!
Pandilex: ...
Umpa Lumpa Chieftain (to Flying Goblin Assassin): kk lemme just get my bongos of doom
JLH is still laughing.
Pandilex: john, what is wrong with you today? i swear i just heard someone say "bongos of doom"
JLH: dewd, i MADE THE GAME, i think i'd know if i created something THAT stupid...
JLH was hit by a Bongo.
JLH: wtf?
Pandilex: /spy
Pandilex: Flying Goblin Assassin, Umpa Lumpa Chieftain, Umpa Lumpa MakeInvisMagicGuy, Bongo, Bongo, Bongo, Bongo, Bongo are here with you.
Pandilex cast a spell.
Pandilex: Ha! Foolish Umpa Lumpas! How do you think you can withstand the wrath of the mighty Pandilex? Oh, and JLH is here too, fear him as well!
JLH was hit by a Bongo.
JLH was hit by a Bongo.
JLH was hit by a Bongo.
JLH was hit by a Bongo.
JLH was hit by a Bongo.
JLH fell to the floor, his injuries getting the better of him.
JLH dropped an Orb of Game Control.
Flying Goblin Assassin picked up an Orb of Game Control.
Flying Goblin Assassin chants to his deity and is recalled away!
Pandilex: uh...
Pandilex yells from Room Of Staff Beingness: JOHN YOU IDIOT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE ORB EQUIPPED!!!
JLH yells from Fastbond Inn (Silversail Port): aww crap, i forgot to local, now im in SS
Pandilex yells from Room Of Staff Beingness: /sigh
Umpa Lumpa Chieftain (to Pandilex): muahaha now we have the Orb of Game Control, we're going to give zerkers 15 stam and increase their hit chance and damage!!!!
Pandilex gasps.
Pandilex: No! At least make mages good as well!!!
Umpa Lumpa Chieftain: you mean like give them 2 stam at arch and take beam out of the game?
Pandilex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Umpa Lumpa MakeInvisMagicGuy made Umpa Lumpa Chieftain invisible.
Umpa Lumpa MakeInvisMagicGuy made himself invisible.
Umpa Lumpa Chieftain: Right. Well now we have the Orb of Game Control, i think the first thing we'll do is to give staff zero stamina...
Pandilex: /vision
Pandilex: You are too exhausted at the moment.
Pandilex: ...
Umpa Lumpa Chieftain: who's the tough guy now then eh?
Umpa Lumpa Chieftain: later foo'

Tune in next week for more! Will Pandilex recover the Orb of Game Control in time to stop zerkers becoming overpowered? Will JLH remember that staff can teleport? What else will the Flying Goblins do?
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#178 Angelus

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 10:34 AM

LMFAO....thats funny as hell lol
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Back into the shadows once again...

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 11:09 AM

/Gasp, If they don't add Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to clan ally's FG's will have them even more pwnt.
I wouldn't mind stabbing you in the face, if that's cool with you?

#180 Deathwish

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Posted 15 July 2004 - 12:06 PM

Yes awesome stuff Raylen!!! more more more!
Out, out brief candle. Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour on the stage and then is heard no more.




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