April Fools Joke
#1
Posted 01 April 2004 - 09:09 PM
In my english class, we had a substitute teacher. She decieded to bring us Donuts for 1st period. Really nice of her. (i almost felt bad for pulling this one since she brought us donuts)
So i'm here eating away at my donut. And i started to pretend i was choking. My face started to turn red. She didn't know our names, being she is a substitute teacher, and she stood up, point at me and yelled "YOU! THE ONE I DON'T KNOW THE NAME TO! ARE YOU OK?!" I am still pretending to choke. She ran back towards me, jumped over a desk. Grabbed me by my neck and yelled "BREATH!!!" and i looked at her, smiled and said "April fools"
I think she was about to slap me upside the head. Then she laughed about it.
I think monday, when my normal teacher comes back, i'll end up hearing it.
#2
Posted 01 April 2004 - 09:59 PM
at lunch in my school i told the security guard that someone brought some shanks and was about to fight at the parking lot. of course he asked me if i was just playin' around but i told him i was serious. right when he got on his bike and starting riding toward the parking lot i screamed "April fools!"
lol of course u're wondering how come i didnt get in trouble? OF COURSE I DID! man i getting suspended for the whole week next week b4 my spring break for pulling a stupid stunt on the security guard.
ah well it's not really bad since i'll get 2 weeks of spring break.
oh yeah and u wanna what happened next?
on my 6th period class i went to the internet because we're watching some cheap movie. i logged on to see what's happening on nm and u know what i typed next?
April Fools!!!
#3
Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:14 PM
"I'm so sorry I was just joking around with my friends and we broke your car window but I cannot afford to pay you for it, well your wealthy you can pay it hopefully...."
I waited for school to end in my car slouched down hoping for her to come down and see it, and when she did she was shocked. Tears started to flow and she got really angry. I felt pretty bad but I had to finish it, so I jumped out of my car and yelled APRIL FOOLS! Got into the car and rolled up the window. I'm a jackass I know.
#4
Posted 02 April 2004 - 10:19 AM
#6
Posted 04 April 2004 - 07:37 PM
#7
Posted 04 April 2004 - 07:55 PM
thats... real mean... are you ok?I didn't do this. It was done to me but I'll tell you anyway. This really hot girl asked me out then when I said yeah she said April Fools...
#8
Posted 04 April 2004 - 09:03 PM
#9
Posted 04 April 2004 - 09:28 PM
Skippy the Peanut Butter Fiend.
#10
Posted 04 April 2004 - 09:58 PM
My Maths teacher walks into the room, handing out past exam papers to the students. Then she says "right, since I can't be bothered to teach you this morning, you can all do a paper!" No one had revised, of course, and at least half of the class became extremely worried. Of course, it was an April Fools joke, but the exam paper was real, something to do over the easter holidays.
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#11
Posted 05 April 2004 - 12:20 AM
Me: Dude, milk can kill you.
Friend: I don't drink milk.
Me: APRIL FOOLS OMG YOU WERE SCARED LIKE A GIRL.
Lame, I know. But it was funny to me.
And, the same thing happened to me, Nayos. My ex asked me out, I said "No", then she said "Damn, that would have been a good April Fool's joke."
Good thing I said no.
#12
Posted 05 April 2004 - 10:01 PM
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