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Rip Mitch
Started by Stotic, Apr 01 2005 12:02 AM
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#1
Posted 01 April 2005 - 12:02 AM
We'll douse ourselves in gasoline and hang our bodies from the lampposts.
#2
Posted 01 April 2005 - 02:23 AM
*waits for everyone to flame and blame it all on Jersey*
*sigh* It's not our fault.
*sigh* It's not our fault.
Edited by Sneaky, 01 April 2005 - 02:23 AM.
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
deimos the noob said no
#3
Posted 02 April 2005 - 12:14 AM
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good a a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."
--Mitch Hedberg
--Mitch Hedberg
A good post is like a miniskirt: short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
#4
Posted 02 April 2005 - 02:30 AM
moose, I didn't realize it was this guy!
"I got in a fight with my girlfriend while we were camping in a tent, and I didn't know how to express my anger. I tried to slam the flap. Then I zipped it up real fast." (zip) (zip). "moose you."
"I wrote a script and they told me I needed to rewrite it. I said moose that, I'll just make a copy."
"I wish my phone number was just all 2's. That way, when people ask for my number, I'd just say, 'Just press two for awhile. When you hear my voice, you've pressed enough.'"
I have a cd of his on my ooold mp3 player, I haven't listened to it in ages, hence why the quotes probably aren't exact.
"I got in a fight with my girlfriend while we were camping in a tent, and I didn't know how to express my anger. I tried to slam the flap. Then I zipped it up real fast." (zip) (zip). "moose you."
"I wrote a script and they told me I needed to rewrite it. I said moose that, I'll just make a copy."
"I wish my phone number was just all 2's. That way, when people ask for my number, I'd just say, 'Just press two for awhile. When you hear my voice, you've pressed enough.'"
I have a cd of his on my ooold mp3 player, I haven't listened to it in ages, hence why the quotes probably aren't exact.
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
deimos the noob said no
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